Review Scale

So this rating system is inspired by AVGN’s sh*t scale from his Darkwing Duck review. The main difference (aside from not having a literal piece of crap on the scale) is there are two versions of the scale. A positive scale which shows the good stuff and a negative scale which explains the bad. There’s also a white zone for your absolute favorite and a black zone for your absolute hated.


From top to bottom, the ratings go like this.

Pink Zone: The absolute best of the best. The stuff that you must play/watch before you die.

Purple Zone: Any flaws are minor, but that doesn’t change the great experience you’ve had.

Blue Zone: A solid, if not entertaining experience.

Cyan Zone: Not the best in the world, but there could be room for improvement.

Green Zone: Debatedly good, has enough redeeming qualities to avoid the negative zone.

L.Green Zone: Debatedly bad, somewhat enjoyable, but has a lot of flaws.

Yellow Zone: Possible to watch, even though you really shouldn’t.

Y. Orange Zone: Has one or two redeeming qualities for an otherwise piece of garbage.

Orange Zone: After your first viewing, you may be scarred for life going through that ordeal.

Red Zone: The bottom of the barrel, those that should not even exist or be talked about.

I also have a wildcard zone for a personal favorite, or personal worst, for their respective zones.

White Zone: Your absolute personal favorite. One that stuck with you since the day you met.

Black Zone: Something that you personally hate more than anything, even though technically, there might be worse.

If you want to use the rating as a meme, you can as long as you give me permission or at the very least credit me.